So Brooke wins, the audience cheers, confetti drops, and her partner Derek hogs the spotlight, the microphone and the trophy. Hello ... it's called Dancing With The Stars. SHE is the star, Derek, not you. Get over yourself. And Mark Ballas ... it wasn't about you either when you won. How about congratulating the celebrity first before picking up Derek and putting him on your shoulder?
The result show was kind of a snoozer, I'd have to say. The most interesting part was probably the Jeffrey Ross roast of the finalists. He did come up with some doozies, like joking that Brooke popped out another baby with Lance as the father, and that the kid was going to come out of womb and the closet at the same time. I was really surprised Disney/ABC allowed that one to air.
*The cameras panning to the audience after Miley Cyrus' performance, and stopping at a man and woman looking rather bored. I howled when I realized it was Miley's boyfriend and mother. HAHA!
*Carrie Ann Inaba invoking Paula Abdul once again by crying while giving Brooke her critique after her final dance
*Kim Kardashian trying to dance again. Man alive, she is AWFUL!