Thursday, May 04, 2006

Celebrity Dish

Nick Lachey finally found some taste in the dating department. But it's not in who he's dating but in who he won't date. Yahoo reports that when asked on a radio station if he would ever hook up with Lindsay Lohan, who has made it known that she has always had a crush on him, Nick said, "I can safely say that I don't have any interest in Lindsay Lohan...nor do I understand anyone else that does." Hee!

Nick's buddy Matt Leinart is apparently now dating Paris Hilton. Didn't take her long to glob onto another multi-millionaire. Maybe she's the reason his stock dropped all the way down to the No. 10 draft pick ... his IQ must drop about 20 points every minute he spends with her.

Paris' ex-buddy Nicole Richie finally admits that she needs to gain weight. The formerly frumpy Nicole is now Calista Flockhart-like thin and tells Vanity Fair, "I know I'm too thin right now, so I wouldn't want any young girl looking at me and saying, 'That's what I want to look like.'" Oh yes, Nicole, because this is what we all strive for. Gack!

The other Paris - you know, the one who is famous for actually DOING something and having a talent greater than partying - was booted last night on Idol. Paris Bennett went out with style, flair and grace last night. The bottom 2, she and Elliott Yamin, were asked to do one of their songs prior to the announcement. She coyly removed the gum out of her mouth and plopped it in Ryan Seacrest's hand, asking if he could hold it for her. Then, with her mic pack dragging from her waist towards the end of the song, Seacrest tried to help her by holding it and walking and faux-dancing around the stage with her while she continued to sing. It was the funniest thing I've seen on that stage since John Stevens tried to do Crocodile Rock. Paris is really cute. In one of her post-elimination interviews, she said about her 18th birthday, "I'm thinking about having a big party bash. Maybe at a roller-skating rink because I love to roller-skate. Do it really big."

Speaking of big, Anna Nicole Smith may be pregnant. Or not. This story's stupid. I was just looking for a good segue into this ...

Britney Spears and spawn monster K-Fed are rumored to be having a baby girl. And Brit apparently wants to move back to Louisiana because she's tired of all the pressure of living in LA and having every move watched and judged. That, and she's tired of K-Fed ogling all the pretty women. According to this article, he said about her desire to leave, "Send me a postcard!" Girl, run! Run far, far away from Mr. Popo-Zao.


TAMMY said...

Heh. Nick made a funny about Lindsay. Although he did marry Jessica Simpson, so um, glass houses, and all that...

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