The Insider reports that David Spade and Heather Locklear are no more and that David was seen with Paris Hilton this past weekend at Ultimate Fighting Championship. Well, David's a busy beaver because People caught him and Heather out on the beach at Malibu, and I spotted him and his wee little self at The Grove on Sunday night with another young blonde not named Paris or Heather.
The Constantine Maroulis and Kellie Pickler rumors continue. People says that Constantine was seen shopping for her in Santa Monica, looking for a rock and roll look for her. The more horrifying news about the whole thing is not so much that those two could be an item, but that he thinks a black and white dress and green polka-dot shoes would look cute together.
People also reports that Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry finally got married. All in front of the cameras, of course. They did meet on a reality TV show, after all.
Hilary Swank and Chad Lowe's divorce is confirmed by The Insider. Could it have been that whole forgetting to thank her husband bit at the Oscars?
Brangelina ... they had a baby girl. Blah blah blah.